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Chants traditionnels : The old engineering song

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Références : p.376 du Bitu Magnifique

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The old engineering song

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2007-06-21 00:06:45VerjusCe chant (et donc sa mélodie!) fut introduit à la FPMs dans les années 70 par des étudiants de la "Royal School of Mines" de Londres, à l'occasion d'une "Semaine des Etrangers" (appelée actuellement ISW, semaine d'échange annuelle entre différentes Ecoles européennes d'Ingénieurs). Il est effectivement très connu dans les clubs de rugby, mais aussi dans le milieu militaire en Grande Bretagne !
Je vous invite à rechercher la phrase "an engineer told me before he died" sur Google, diverses versions et fichiers mp3 à gogo ! Par exemple :

THE ENGINEER'S DREAM

An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-hum titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum
An engineer told me before he died,
I have no reason to believe he lied.
Ah-hum titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum
Ah-hum titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum


He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
That she could never be satisfied.

So he built a bloody great wheel,
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel.

The balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.

He tied her wrists to the head of the bed,
He tied her feet above her head.

There she lay demanding a fuck,
He shook her hand and wished her luck.

Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel.

Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.

Till at last the maiden cried,
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

(Slowly . . .)
Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it.

(Back to speed . . .)
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel.

Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.

She was split from ass to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in,
Sweet violets, sweeter than the roses,
Covered all over from ass to tit,
Covered all over in SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

Other endings (optional):
The moral of this story is mighty clear,
Never fuck an engineer.

The last time, sir, that prick was seen,
It was over in England fucking the Queen.

It jumped off her, it jumped on him,
And then it buggered their next of kin.

It jumped upon an uptown bus,
And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

Nine months later a child was born,
With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

Now we come to the bit that's grim,
It finished with her and started on him.

Now we come to the bit that's blue,
It finished with him and it's looking for YOU!

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